Kate Reid: Music
Everyone's Fucked But Me
(Kate Reid)
Ain’t got no problems here
Everything seems to be cool
So what if I tune out when I’m driving
Half the time?
And if you think I’m dissociative
Then, you’ve got another think coming
Cuz I get bored if there’s no crisis
Do you think that means something?
Well, don’t tell me it’s a pattern
Cuz the only pattern I got is
I can’t keep a relationship for
More than two years
And in the end it always
Ends up being their fault anyway
So what the hell can I say but
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Everyone’s fucked but me
I go to the same old women’s events
And it’s the same old thing
Tortured dykes reading from their journals
And uptight straight chicks trying to fit in
And I just sit in the corner complaining
Making fun of everyone
Wondering when it’s going to be over
And thinking to myself that
Chorus:
Everyone’s fucked but me
Bridge:
And I gave up hitchhiking
Cuz I couldn’t handle the rejection
And I think I might give up sex, too
Cuz I just can’t handle it at all
And I gave up trying to be an alcoholic
But I gave it a really solid effort
And it was hard for me to quit smoking
Cuz, you know, no one likes a quitter
And now I’ve got nothing left to worry about except that
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Everyone’s fucked but me
Now, I don’t get controlling
When I’ve had a bad day
It’s just that my partner requires
So much direction sometimes
And I’d rather date myself anyway
Cuz then I could be controlling
Without all the fucking hassle
And I go to therapy to support
Local women in business
And besides I ain’t got nothing better to
Do with my time
And I go because it helps me
Deal with other people’s problems
And I’m cured anyway
So there’s nothing left to say, but
Chorus:
Everyone’s fucked but me